The Parable of Adam and Bobby

Little Adam and Bobby just got their allowances. Their parents take them to the toy store and they see they can each afford either an airplane, space shuttle or a race car. There is only one space shuttle left, so Adam immediately snaps it up and goes home. Bobby however stalls until the store closes [...]

Stop reading now!

Before we continue, I will state that this text is not intended for everyone. Everyone sees the world through their own unique lens, and the best I can do is share what I see from my point of view. I will do my very best to give the rationale behind my opinions, but if you [...]

Always open with a joke

A man walks into a grocery store and goes to pay for a box of cereal, a can of spray cheese, a 6 pack of beer, and a car magazine with a swimsuit model on the cover. The female cashier looks at him and says, “Heh, I’ll bet you’re single.” The embarassed man answers, “How [...]